Antarctica

Did you know that Antarctica is the only mass of land on earth that is not claimed by any country? I think that is very cool! It's like a 3rd party right-in, an independant voter, or an obscure band. Can you imagine the kind of insanity that would ensue if something of value was found to be abundant? Countries would be claiming land left and right! Because as long as there are just scientists there we can share....right? I think countries have gotten so greedy, which is sad. Hopefully Antarctica can survive...

TV Smackdown

Have you ever watched a tv show like America's Next Top Model where they have elaborate, overly dramatic elimination "ceremonies"? And they always say something like "I only have 10 photos (or other random inanimate object) in my hands... One of you will be going home tonight." Which is always a shocker. I've always wanted there to be one time when the condescending jerk says "I only have 10 photos in my hand...none of you will be going home tonight". Maybe their low on ink? I think that'd be pretty spiffy. Just to shake things up a little!

You know, a lot of people ask me what I would like to be when I am older. I've decided I want one of those office jobs like on tv. Something where no one actually does any work and where at some random moment David Spade will declare some sort of prank war. Which is fine, you have nothing better to do. Of course every few weeks their may be some random deadline, but you've already completed your nonexistant work so it's fine. And there's always that one, stupid, poorly-dressed character that makes you wonder how they got the job. Like maybe there weren't many others that applied and they decided to take the next person who walked though the door with a pulse. And they still make enough to go out every night. I want that job!